Outtakes from the Second Circle of Hell

I'm working on the last part of a story I've been posting on FF.net this morning. I think it's about time I finished it, you see, and, because it was the last part, I decided to make it a sex scene.

But I can't write sex scenes And this is why:

[The cock] fucked him with deep, shallow thrusts.

'Deep, shallow thrusts'??? ...what!

Oh god, I'm a retard. That is an actual line in the rough draft version that I'm typing/reworking. I should not be writing smutty fanfiction, man. Not with lines like that one.

The fuck was I thinking.