babygray

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Queen for a Day
Author:

babygray
Pairing: implied 1+2, 1+Relena
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Another poor attempt at humor. Kill me.
Word Count: 430
Summary: Several characters are asked what they would do if they were made Queen for a day.

~Relena, age 12~

Gosh, if I was queen for a day, I'll get my daddy to buy me a pony. I love ponies. Daddy says I can't ride one because they're dangerous, but I know that if I got one, that I'll be good at it.

I also want a boyfriend, and, if I'm queen, then the boys will be lining up around the block, even though I have a big zit on my nose and my braces look stupid.

Yeah...

~Hilde, age 10~

Why would I want to be a dumb thing like that? Queens have no power. Only kings do, because girls are dumb and don't get any. Girls can't do cool things like draw mobile suits and do genocide. But boys can though. Girls can't do anything.

God, I wish I was a boy...

~Wufei, age 15~

Why are you asking me such an idiotic and FEMALE question?!? I am not some weak woman that dreams about things she cannot be!

~Hilde, age 10~

See what I mean? He knows girls stink, too.

~Wufei, age 15, to himself~

If I HAVE to be a queen, I guess I could get that nice white and baby blue dress I saw last week. It could look nice on me...

~Cathy, age 20, in a beauty contest~

Well, I would do my best to bring about world peace, because, really, we all need peace in our time.

~Duo, age 15~

I'm sorry, but cross-dressing is not my thing. And besides, Heero's enough of a queen for both of us.

~Heero, age 15~

I resent that.

~Duo, age 15~

But, you know you like it that way...

~Relena, age 15~

I'll get all these wierdos away from me. First those girls need to do something other than think about me. Then all those BORING boys can step aside, 'cause when I'm queen, I am getting the only man for me:

Heero Yuy.

He'll definitely be my prince.

~Duo, age 15~

Not if I have any say in this!

~Heero, age 15~

Hn.

~Cathy, age 20, at any other time~

Like I want to be that. I'll probably want the clothes and money that'll come from the deal. That's it. I have enough on my plate without thinking about the whole fricking world, too...

~Trowa, age 16~

I'll hire a cook. I'm tired of soup.

~Cathy, age 20~

Hey! Let's see if you say that after not eating for five days straight!

~Quatre, age 7~

Well, my sisters think I look so cute in a dress, but I don't like makeup and all that, so I don't really wanna. I don't wanna look like a girl...

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