Bad Harry Potter Fanfiction Ideas
Oct. 29th, 2006 09:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Here are some bad ideas that may never see the light of day, and if they have, good lord, is there no such thing as shame in the world?
Harry Potter/Scooby Doo Mash-up
- Harry = Scooby Doo
- Ron = Shaggy
- Hermione = Velma
- Ginny = Daphne
- Draco = Fred
Possible Plot (because this is just an idea and didn't get much thought:
Harry and his 'friends' are forced by some dumb magic to A> dress the part of Mystery Machine gang and B> find some costumed fiend scaring students away from a part of the castle.
Sample Dialogue:
- Hermione: I feel frumpy.
Draco: Actually, this isn't so bad. I've never thought I would relish the thought of seeing Potter.
Harry: Can re pree jas go?
Ron: Hey yeah! Maybe we should, like, go talk to a professor about this. - Draco: And now we'll know who's really behind this. (tears away mask of the Bloody Baron doppelganger, revealing...)
Everyone: Professor Lupin!
Harry: Rat's rot rite.
Draco: It's another mask! (tears away mask)
Everyone: Lucius Malfoy! (mask tearing) Professor Snape! (mask tearing) Hagrid! (mask tearing)
Ron: V-v-voldermort! (mask tearing)
Everyone: Professor Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: Did you kids have fun?
Harry: Rat's rye ru di dis?
Dumbledore: What other reason is there? Lemon drop?
Harry Potter/SpongeBob SquarePants Mash-up
- Harry = SpongeBob
- Ron = Patrick
- Snape = Squidward
Plot: Just 'reappropriate' one from the TV show. Duh.
Reasoning: ... reasoning? Can't I just say I was half-asleep while watching the SpongeBob SquarePants movie and I thought the idea of Snape playing a clarinet badly would be amusing. There's no reasoning for this silliness.
.... Now that those are written down and about to be forgotten (ha!), just a note about the following link. I finished it two nights ago, and while I may have to go back to fix the scar and give it a decent background, it came out okay, right?
Till next time! ^_^
Harry in the Snow by ~babygray on deviantART