[ABC ficlet] Urinal Principle

[babygray]

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Urinal Prnciple
Author: babygray
Pairing: None
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I think I'm really starting to regret ever posting these online. I mean, sure there's some interesting parts, and then there's the fact that I wrote YET ANOTHER story about the men's room. Shoot me.
Word Count: 450
Summary: The pilots use the bathroom.

/Imagine five urinals, set side by side against the wall. Across from the five urinals are five stalls. The door is to one side of the urinals. See it?

/Now, imagine a guy coming into the room to pee. Simple logic states that this man will pick the urinal farthest from the door... Urinal #5 to be logical about this./

Heero walked in the men's room and saw that there was no one inside. He immediately stalked towards the urinal farthest from the door... logically.

/In comes guy #2./

Duo walked inside the men's room and noticed Heero was there immediately.

/Now, there's four urinals not being used. Which one is he gonna pick? The one farthest from guy #1 of course! Logically speaking.../

Duo walked right up to the urinal next to Heero and unzipped.

/There is no talking between the two... and definitely no looking./

"Drank too much water earlier too?" he joked, trying to make some small talk as he turned his head towards the other guy. "Well, at least we can still go, compared to old guys that is..."

Heero sighed as he realized the chatterbox next to him made him lose his concentration. Now he couldn't pee!

/Now, imagine a THIRD guy walking in. Urinal #1 and #5 are being used, and, since as a guy, he wouldn't even think of standing immediately next to either of them, he takes urinal #3./

Trowa walked into the men's room and raised his eyebrow when he noticed the other two standing side by side. Really, did 'partnering up' mean all that?

Trowa took the urinal farthest from those two idiots, urinal #1, and unzipped as Duo zipped himself back up.

Duo sneaked another peek of Heero and chuckled. "Damnit man, don't choke up now. I already saw how big it was!" He laughed to himself as he walked out the men's room.

Duo was barely out of the room when Quatre walked in. Immediately, his bright smile was turned on. More friends, he thought giddily to himself as he took the only urinal that'll give him a good view of both Heero and Trowa: urinal #3.

/Finally, imagine a fourth guy enter./

Wufei walked into the men's room and almost choked on air with shock. There was NO WAY IN HELL he was standing anywhere NEAR that blond FREAK.

/There's no way in hell he was going to stand right next to any of the men there, so the next logical step would be to go into the stalls./

Wufei pushed open one of the doors and entered the stalls, sliding the 'Hiney Hiders' lock firmly in place.

/And that's what he did./