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Deathly Hallows Predictions, dated 3/2/07, courtesy of a weak imagination and a flash-based Magic 8 Ball.

1. Will Hermione discover a useful potion that will inadvertedly turn Mad-Eye Moody into a Vegas Showgirl?
-It is decidedly so.

2. Will Harry join the magical crossdressing bandwagon, joining the likes of boggart!Snape and Mundungus Fletcher?
-Better not tell you now.

3. Will Sirius come back from the dead to have sex with Remus' leg?
-Don't count on it.

4. Will Voldemort, in a throwaway line, declare his love and admiration for Carol Channing?
-Most likely.

5. Will a boy from South Amboy, NJ, finally get some as he fulfills one girl's fantasy for dark, greasy-haired anti-heroes with big noses?
-Outlook not good.

... Will that sex involve pegging?
-No chance.

... Is Severus Snape an anti-hero?
-Most likely.

6. Will Draco see the errors of his ways and run off to become the Weasey twins' beloved butt boy?
-Yes.

7. Will Luna tame the Sapphorian Muff Monster in Ginny's pants?
-It is certain.




... Just wanted to get it out of my notebook before it's too late. Happy Tanabata! ^_^